The Busking Queen

Yup, I'm so poor, I have turned to street performing. I took my clunky turquoise typewriter out, sat on the street and wrote poems and stories for people for money. It's actually loads of fun.

Read about my busking experience on my XIHA Life blog.

One woman took a photo of me busking and then printed
out the photo for me. She also gave me 10 euros for one poem!

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Passion Pit – The Reeling

Yello's "Oh Yeah" and Halloween

My dear friend was telling me about how she needs to be the hot girlfriend from Ferris Bueller's Day Off for Halloween solely because she recently bought some white fringed boots. I agree wholeheartedly. And it reminded me of the song from the movie that just says like "OH YEAH" – similar to the Kool-Aid man. (The lyrics actually go, "Oh Yeah. The moon. Beautiful. Oh yeah. The sun. Even more beautiful." How can you go wrong there?)

I decided to Youtube it to see if I could watch the part of Ferris Bueller that features the song. Even better: I found the music video.

I LIKE THIS SONG SO MUCH MORE AFTER THIS VIDEO:



Two guys making those noises and a little girl who is the sun and the moon? Brilliant. My favourite part comes at the end (2:53) where the men's silhouettes are fighting and point at the moon to distract their opponents.

As a side note, if another friend and I don't go ahead with our top-secret ideas for Halloween, I think I might just have to be Pikku Myy from the Finnish cartoon, Moomin. I look enough like her that it's so simple: I put a bun on top of my head, find a red dress, get a bow tie and, ka-ching, Halloween costume.

It's just a shame that no one will understand it in New York.

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Matt & Kim – Daylight

Phoenix's "1901"

An extremely good lights show can go a long way, and for Phoenix, that’s what they are counting on in their video for "1901." White lights illuminate the boys in bars, streaks, plaids and sparkles. The lights electrify the sound! Luckily, a simple concept can lead to great things.



See my blurb on nickydigital.com here.

Chairlift's "Bruises"

You may have heard this one featured on NPR, or in an Apple commercial for a new iPod Nano. The truth is: Chairlift's "Bruises" has a catchy beat and a quirky chorus no one can deny. And what is going on in this video? Stacks of TV screens, black spray paint, lead singer Caroline Polachek rolling around in a garbage bag dress? It’s a lovely little hideout these kids have, and the best news is that the video devolves into a spin-the-bottle make-out session (sadly excluding the duet singers).



Read my blurb on nickydigital.com here.

Sunday Funday: The Zombies

Even if you're not familiar with the name, I'm sure you've heard The Zombies, perhaps without realizing it. They're probably most famous for their song "Time of the Season." I have been on a Zombies binge recently, and found this great video that VH1 probably threw together in order to play the song on their Classics. But it has some great footage! How amazing are some of those outfits??? And who can resist some great '60s lady-ass-shakin'?

For extra credit, check out The Zombies performing "She's Not There" live on U.S. television. Gah, nostalgia – and I wasn't even alive then!

Birdy Nam Nam's "The Parachute Ending"

It’s no surprise that this song is reminiscent of Justice's album Cross, because the French duo produced the song. And just like the famed jams from that album, Birdy Nam Nam's bass-thumping "The Parachute Ending" is sure to move your hips – if you can take your eyes off the video.

Beginning with a hover-craft wielding alien, the video narrates an epic space battle full of neon colors and constant movement.



See my blurb on www.nickydigital.com here.

Settle down now: Helsinki

I am finally settling down. I have spent the past two nights in my new apartment, which is only a five-minute walk away from the fake apartment I was duped into believing was a good choice. (See my previous blog post if you don’t know what I’m talking about there.)


I am starting to think it was kind of fate that I didn’t get the other apartment, because this one is really ideal. It’s tiny, but lovely. Here is what I love about it:

Read the rest of my blog post on my XIHA Life blog here.

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Sparklehorse – It's a Wonderful Life

Welcomed to Finland with a scam!

A Finnish friend of mine moved to New York in January. A few months later, he told me about his old roommate who refused to return the deposit from his previous apartment. I gave him my best advice and told him that this was a huge difference between the U.S. and Finland, in my mind. People in Finland are more honest and wouldn’t try to cheat another person out of a measly $800. “That doesn’t happen in Finland!” I recall saying.

Yap, well it does. And it happened to me, but under other circumstances. I never got to live in my apartment, and I still didn’t get my deposit back. I just moved from New York to Helsinki, arriving in Finland on Sunday, May 31st. I don’t have a job yet, but I had arranged for an apartment in Töölö and it seemed perfect: it was 36 m2 for one person with electricity, water and Internet included in the price.

Read the rest of my blog post on my XIHA Life blog here.

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Dear Nora – Girl From The North Country

XIHA Life

Check out XIHA Life! The "About Us" section on the site explains it all:

XIHA Life is the world's first truly multilingual social network.

Targeted at people living outside their home country, as well as multilingual people around the world, XIHA Life makes communication and content sharing easier across cultures and language barriers. Our language recognition and filtering technology enables users to select not only one, but several different languages to communicate with new friends and people they care about.

You can also follow XIHA Life on Twitter! Check it out here.

Why am I forwarding this Web site so much? Why, I write for them, of course! Join and enter this wonderful multicultural community.

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Cat Stevens – I Wish, I Wish

The Brooklyn Paper

An evolution-themed artwork that beautified an ugly scaffolding was ripped down by state officials who claimed the artists did their public service without permission.

On May 8, the artist group De-Fence installed wood cutouts of various flora and fauna on the eyesore scaffold that has surrounded the Empire Stores warehouse in DUMBO for two years. The work depicted a storyline of evolution, moving from small water creatures to a throng of birds bursting into flight. Read the rest of "Art attacked! State park cops reuglify DUMBO building."

Photo by Tom Callan / The Brooklyn Paper

Drivers, neighbors and merchants who are forking over handfuls of quarters to pay the newly increased parking meter rates during peak hours on Fifth and Seventh avenues say the city’s so-called “Park Smart” project isn’t living up to its name — because debit cards that render change obsolete aren’t being sold in the neighborhood yet! Read the rest of "Park Smart? More like Park Dumb as high-cost meter cards aren't even for sale!" (I didn't write it, but I did reporting for it.)

A proposal for a federally overseen clean-up of the Gowanus Canal sounds like something that everyone can get behind, but it’s actually pitting neighbor against neighbor over facts and hearsay that are as murky as the waterway itself. Read the rest of "Superfund showdown on the Gowanus."

One police blotter!

Another police blotter! (This one is funny. I called it "Teenage Wasteland" after that song by The Who. Read it to find out why!)

And finally, a tribute video they did for me. Aw, how sweet.

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Beck – The New Pollution

Let's play catch-up!

I have been MIA over the past few weeks. Trouble is, I went to Peru for a week (for my birthday!), then when I got back to New York, I had to pack up all of my stuff and move it around the city. Now about seven or eight different people are storing my stuff over the summer while I am gone.

Where am I? LIVING IN HELSINKI, FINLAND!

The next few posts are going to be me playing catch-up, hence the sudden boost in posts. Enjoy!

Em

Cops nab bikers in red-light sting! (Clinton Hill)

Police cracked down on rule-breaking bicyclists in Fort Greene and Clinton Hill last Friday, issuing tickets for running red lights and then slapping offenders with additional summonses for minor infractions, including one bicyclist who didn’t have a bell.

The dragnet snared 36 bicyclists on the popular DeKalb Avenue bike lane that links the two neighborhoods with Downtown Brooklyn.

Cops said the crackdown was long overdue.

Read the rest of my story for The Brooklyn Paper here.

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Jean Jacques Perrey – E.V.R.

Trader Joe's Song

This guy made a great song about Trader Joe's. Now if he was talking about the New York location, he'd have to put in something about the "line that winds around the store." Enjoy!

Cereal shaped like a man, the guy with 12 items in the 10 item line, the beautiful moms in their yoga clothes, the bunch of bananas you buy one at a time, and more!

"It's Aloe Chunk Juice, whatever that is."

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The Zombies – She's Not There

Review: Patrick Wolf at (le) poisson rouge

To get Patrick Wolf alone in a room for a private concert would be not only an awesome feat, but also a delight. His show at (le) poisson rouge last night was intimate and charming—and it’s probably as close as most of us will get to having him serenade us personally.

But it was more than just a concert; it was a conversation. It was a night of storytelling and music, with Patrick Wolf. Wolf shared family stories, inspirations for certain songs, funny anecdotes, and more. The crowd interacted with him enthusiastically, applauding and cheering at every opportunity, and there seemed to be an equal exchange between Patrick and his audience. (He even got two—count ‘em—two standing ovations!)

This was Wolf’s first live acoustic performance in New York in years. He played without a set list, which he said he missed being able to do. He opened his set to requests, which incurred a barrage of Patrick Wolf song titles. He played the ones he could do with his acoustic set (and even pulled out his dulcimer for one song).

Read the rest of my story for the New York Press here.

So fabulous.

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Lady Sovereign – So Human

Review: Lady Sovereign & Chester French at Highline Ballroom

Note to the viewers of Lady Sovereign’s show at Highline Ballroom last night: when a musician points her microphone at you, you’re supposed to sing. Yes, that’s right. You sucked as an audience.


You could see it on Lady Sovereign’s face, as she rhymed her Brit-rapper heart out – she was annoyed. She kept trying to pump the crowd up with her hilarious stage antics: flipping the Sovereign-goers off, grabbing and caressing her boobs, and even splashing beer all over the kids right in front, à la Gallagher. She handed beers out, too, and went around the stage pouring Heineken in fans’ mouths. Who cares about swine flu?

Lady Sovereign pours beer into a fan's mouth

In fact, the sharing of the booze sparked a “Swine flu, Fuck you” chant during her hit song “Love Me or Hate Me.” A few enthusiastic admirers reveled in the messy beer fountain, and these people were generally the ones with their arms pumping at all times. There were a handful of people rocking out to her electro-grime music, but the majority of the audience refrained from dancing and cheering. When Lady Sov left the stage the first time, she looked back at the crowd members and indicated that they should go nuts in about two minutes (just in time for her encore).

Read the rest of my review for the New York Press here!

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Luniz – I Got Five On It

Moby-Dick: Smoke on the Water

I'm in the process of writing a paper about Moby-Dick and I decided to concentrate on smoking in the novel and what role it plays therein. I take it not many people think of that, or at least I hope not.

And, as I am a music person, I generally title my essays with music references. (I have used "This Modern Age" by The Strokes for a paper about Zoroastrianism in modern culture and "Bad News on the Doorstep," a lyric from Don McLean's "American Pie" for a journalism essay.)

This paper is now called "Smoke on the Water," after the song by Deep Purple. In the course of procrastinating and watching various live performances of the song, I found this:



That's amazing, and that's all.

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Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water

You Can Haz Party too, at Hope Lounge in Williamsburg

On my nights out, I usually go to the same places and see the same friends. Why? Cheap/free booze, friends!

But this weekend, I found myself at bars and parties that I rarely attend. And what do you know? My friend Nicky Digital, urban culture photographer extraordinaire, was at those places too! It reminded me how fun parties in New York can be.

Last night I moseyed over to Hope Lounge, which was having its grand Can Haz Party party – something Nicky Digital plays a big role in.

The party celebrates summer because of Hope Lounge's open Williamsburg patio – equipped with a grill (hence the name of the party, of I can has cheezburger fame). The bar, located at 10 Hope St. near Roebling, has musical guests like Kids With Snakes and The Bad Decision DJs, while bartenders make the liquor flow.

There's a bar at the patio outside, where you can order up your favourite grill item (whether its a cheeseburger or hotdog or whatever), with a side of chips. A table has all the condiments you need, but beware: the pickles aren't that great.

The event is perfect for a warm summer's night. Yes, you can haz party – and you can have a cheeseburger at the same time.


Keep in touch with this and other great parties by following Nicky Digital on his Web site, Myspace and Facebook. Follow his Twitter to know where to be and when for some of New York's best nightlife.

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Patrick Wolf – The Magic Position

Sunday Funday: Elegant Extracts (Moby-Dick)

This week's may not be as fun for some people, but I decided to pull some great quotes from the so-called Great American Novel. (Note: When the title "Great American Novel" was coined, it was NOT in reference to Moby-Dick. In fact, it wasn't in reference to anything, because nothing of the sort existed at the time.)

You might ask why I would do such a thing, and why I am even reading it in the first place. I read it two years ago for a class, and I did a shabby job of it. I now have the same professor and I am required to, once again, read this daunting novel. But I actually love the book. I'm reading it slowly since I want to take it all in.

And listed below are some choice quotes. I selected them for their elegance, their humor, the brilliance of Herman Melville, or for any other of the million reasons this book is so damn good.

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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me. –Chapter 36, "The Quarter-Deck"

"He's killed himself," she cried . . . "it will be the ruin of my house. Has the poor lad a sister? Where's that girl?–there, Betty, go to Snarles the Painter, and tell him to paint me a sign, with–'no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;'–might as well kill both birds at once. Kill? –Chapter 17, "The Ramadan"

Illustration by A. Burnham Shute, from the 1892 edition published by Harper

For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep me from ever completing anything. This whole book is but a draught–nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience! –Chapter 32, "Cetology"

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. –Chapter 3, "The Spouter-Inn"

From www.cqaf.com

Finally, I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the forecastle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean* maxim) . . . –Chapter 1, "Loomings"

*The Greek philosopher Pythagoras (6th century B.C.E.) advised not eating beans because they cause flatulence. Melville jokes about the location of the tiny privies on the sides of whaleships–toward the bow, while the captain's quarters are at the stern.

Moby-Dick and Ahab, by Claus Hoie (1911, Norwegian/American)

Erskine was on the other side; and he then supported it by saying, that though the gentleman had originally harpooned the lady, and had once had her fast, and only by reason of the great stress of her plunging viciousness, had at last abandoned her; yet abandon her he did, so that she became a loose-fish; and therefore when a subsequent gentleman re-harpooned her, the lady then became that subsequent gentleman's property, along with whatever harpoon might have been found sticking in her. –Chapter 89, "Fast-Fish and Loose-Fish"

It was our business to squeeze these lumps back into fluid. A sweet and unctuous duty! No wonder that in old times this sperm was such a favorite cosmetic. Such a clearer! such a sweetener! such a softener! such a delicious mollifier! After having my hands in it for only a few minutes, my fingers felt like eels, and began, as it were, to serpentine and spiralize. –Chapter 94, "A Squeeze of the Hand"

From www.theglitteringeye.com

And one of my absolute favourites:

We felt very nice and snug, the more so since it was so chilly out of doors; indeed out of bed-clothes too, seeing that there was no fire in the room. The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable anymore. But if, like Queequeg and me in the bed, the tip of your nose or the crown of your head be slightly chilled, why then, indeed, in the general consciousness you feel most delightfully and unmistakably warm. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal. –Chapter 11, "Nightgown"

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Dirty Projectors – Stillness is the Move

Claire Suddath from TIME Magazine is hilarious

Pardon me if this is something you've already seen, but I LOL'd (and I hate saying that term) while reading three recent articles by Claire Suddath. It's my form of procrastination, and now you can procrastinate too!

How Not to Be Hated on Facebook: 10 More Rules

Facebook: 25 Things I Didn't Want to Know About You

25 More Things I Didn't Want to Know About You

Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha. Ace.

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El Perro Del Mar – Glory to the World

Awesome Music Videos: Deciding my Top 20 on a whim

My friend asked me what my favourite music video is, and I was thinking of mentioning the Sigur Ros video I posted previously, but when he said favourite, he meant AWESOME. He wanted to watch AWESOME music videos.

He sent Pearl Jam's "Evolution" to me, which is absolutely brilliant.

That prompted me to look for my personal Top 20, which I created on a whim, sort of. If I went through all of the music videos made to date, I might die. So this Top 20 isn't the be-all and end-all of music videos, but ones that I remember and love, whether they're fresh from the 2000s, or from before I was born. Finally, here is that list:

20) M.I.A.'s "Boyz"

This video is a surefire headache if you watch it too often, but it's so colorful and crazy that I cannot discount it. Not only is the song a great dance hit, but I want every single one of M.I.A.'s outfits in it, especially the weird, pink overall onesie.

19) Dr. Dre's "Nuthin' but a G Thang"

The cars, the women, the guns – I mean, c'mon. Priceless. But this makes my list purely for the scene at 2:39 when the toddler dances perfectly in beat with the "that" and slams his hand down, and with the "this," when he slides it like a true player.

18) Missy Elliott's "Work It"

This video is full of awesome. I love the memorials for Lisa Left Eye and Aaliyah, and the little kids dancing. Some random individual scenes are great. The Prince bit is ace. The four dancers when she sings about her "ka-dunk-a-dunk-dunk" are the reason men like jiggly butts. And my favourite is the slave slapping the white out of his "mas'r." I won't lie, though. Missy's face on that kid with the dunce cap still creeps me out.

17) Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up"

This uncensored version is just fucking crazy – and hey! You weren't expecting that ending, were ya? No one was, and that's what makes it so much better.

16) Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It"

"Take that, Dad!"

15) Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah"



It's the a-rock-alypse! A cute punk chick befriends the monster band and leads her cheerleader-turned-zombie gang to wreak havoc on the school. Um, awesome!

14) 2Pac and Dr. Dre's "California Love"

Big money leads to big productions. This is one of those mini-movie type music videos. How fun would have this been to film? And, I'm actually from LA, and I have to agree with them. California does know how to party.

13) Ungdomskulen's "Modern Drummer"

Just . . . what? Cool.

12) Ratatat's "Mirando"

Good song. The video plays on repetition (Hey! Just like their music!), and it's an interesting abstraction of Ratatat's music. Even better: One of the members of the band (Evan Mast) makes the videos on his own (under his pseudonym/other project, E*VAX).

11) OK Go's "Here It Goes Again"



I know, I know. Everyone has seen this video. But you can't deny that it's amazing! The coordination is flawless. This video makes me want to 1) dance with them, 2) drink with them, and 3) be in their next masterpiece.

10) RJD2's "Work It Out"

"The vid features Bill Shannon who was born with a degenerative hip condition. His legs cannot carry his own weight and so he has lived a life on crutches. He has developed a new way of moving through life on his skateboard and the crutches. Though this may look like a recreational hobby or a debilitation, it is simply how Bill maneuvers throughout the day . . . RJD2 plays several extras which you can try to spot as well." –Beggars Group

Sweet moves.

9) Bat For Lashes' "Daniel"

She is undeniably cute. The video is so enigmatic with the black things in contrast with the little lady.

8) CSS' "Alala"

The entire video is a fight scene in reverse. Check out the sweet wounds throughout. It was directed by the amazing Cat Solen, who does fantastic things with music videos. Check out other videos directed by Cat, like Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson's "Buriedfed" (which has my best friend Ashley in it), Sea Wolf's "Winter Windows," and Bright Eyes' "At the Bottom of Everything." Go Cat!

7) The Teenagers' "Homecoming"

The band that manages to make fun of indie culture while being so remarkably indie themselves. Who doesn't like indie girls in short shorts eating cupcakes and playing with pom-poms? And the fact that the video is so ego-centric (because all the girls are basically in love with the trio – Quentin, Michael and Dorian) goes along perfectly with their image. I have met these guys several times, and I just love every silly little element that pairs this lightly misogynistic video with the lightly misogynistic song. Hooray misogyny!

6) Foals' "Mathletics"

Even though the academic tinge on this video is probably prompted by the title of the song, it's entertaining to know that the lead singer, Yannis Phillipakis, once went to Oxford University in England. He dropped out for the band. They're nice fellas, too.

5) Talking Heads' "And She Was"

Reminds me so much of Monty Python, for one reason or another.

4) Metronomy's "A Thing For Me"



This video is hilarious because the band brings the bouncing ball to life. You'd think that the concept gets boring after a while, but it doesn't! They get innovative with the idea: At one point, one guy pushes the lyric over to another so he doesn't get hit in the head. And they make fun of their own lyrics: "hive goth my mind made up. you goat maya art uno."

3) Lily Allen's "The Fear"



I wish life was actually like this: balloons and cupcakes and giant presents! Lily's fantasy worlds are always amazing, like the one she creates in "LDN."

2) Hot Chip's "Ready For The Floor"



These nerds make some fucking great dance music. And the funny thing is, they suck at dancing themselves. (I know this first hand.) This video plays with colors, like when they splash paint on people you didn't know were there. The band members also play a version of Human Tetris. They're adorable, and this video belongs at the top of this list.

And, in this whim, this wonderful wonderful whim, of looking at music videos, my number one for today (because it will probably change by tomorrow) is:

1) Justice's "D.A.N.C.E."



I don't care how played out this song is. The video is glorious. The animation is perfect, and each T-shirt would actually be cool to wear.


Whew. That took a lot longer than I expected. And looking back on it, the best part is that I realized I have met/hung out with/photographed five of the groups that are in my Top 20.

But as for this Top 20, it is likely to change, especially after I attend Northern Transmissions 2 at Scandinavia House tonight. (See below.)

SPECIAL FILM EVENT
Northern Transmissions 2
Thursday, April 30, 7 pm, $9 ($6 ASF members)

Scandinavia rocks in this program of music videos from across the Nordic region. The lineup presents a cross-section of Scandinavia’s geographically, aesthetically, and aurally diverse output. From Sweden’s macabre dark-wave to upbeat Norwegian pop, and on to the pastoral digital bliss of Iceland, Finland and the next wave of indie rock exported from Denmark, these videos will delight the ears and eyes. Featuring videos by Raveonettes, Efterklang, Seabear, Leoncie, Sigur Ros, Lykke Li, El Perro del Mar, Tvarvagen, Bjorn Kleinhenz, Whitest Boy Alive, Ane Brun, Lau Nau, Eleanoora Rosenholm, and others.

Maybe I will find some new favourites!

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Ol' Dirty Bastard – Got Your Money (Featuring Kelis)